Wednesday I heard baby cries I didn't even know existed. Did you know they have a special cry that makes you drop everything your doing and almost poop your
own pants?

They Do!

Danna even came over to help. But as soon as the clock struck 8:00, no bottle, no rocking, no amount of kisses could tame the baby rage. 2 hours of continuous crying left both of us sweaty and tired and she fell asleep in my arms - just zonked right out.
So Daddy listened very carefully to any tips Mommy had for Saturday night - she was working until 2:00!
1) Babies like bouncing (something missing from Daddy's repertoire).
2) Babies like when you talk to them - even if you make no sense.
3) Most baby activities end in either sleeping or crying - and you're hoping for the sleeping
And so armed with his new knowledge, Daddy boldy faced Saturday with confidence and bravery, knowing that bouncing and speaking gibberish would solve everything.

So confidently and bravely
wrong!
When 8:30 hit, Daddy panicked and called Melody to come and help him - I was sure that I was in for another Wednesday night howl-a-thon!

But 10 minutes after I called - Danae fell asleep when I put her in the swing 'cause I couldn't hold her anymore! Melody comes over to a quiet house - probably thinking I'm crazy.

What will happen this Wednesday? Will bouncing win out? Will Danae grow claws and tear Daddy a new one?

We most assuredly will see!