We had a Doctor's appointment today.
Danae Marie weighs 9 pounds and 3 ounces.
She is 21 inches tall.
She has a land speed of 0 miles per hour.
She's definitely a human baby.
She's composed of 80% water, 15% "other stuff" and 5% pure adorabilium.
She can be seen from space.
She has very little actual mass, but an exponentially increasing probability mass.
She glows in the dark.
She already knows the Canadian National Anthem and rudimentary sign language.
She has solved Chinese algebra.
She is officially "The Cat's Pajamas", selected by the Feline Sleepwear Association.
She's the president of Guam.
(OK, I made that one up)
She is immune to sarcasm.
Aunty Jen and Cousin Kaine left today. They were very sad, but we will see them again soon!
We had fun while they were here. Danae had her first trip to the beach! She thought there was a lot of sand and very little milk.
Sometime over the last couple days, she became stronger than daddy, and insists on pushing him down whenever she can. Ever tried to get out of a baby sleeper hold? It ain't easy...
Aunty Jen was making fun of Danae, and her face stuck like that! I hope the security people at the airport have a sense of humor.
Kaine made a new friend. We call him Whiskers. Apparently, he pinches.
