Danae Marie weighs 9 pounds and 3 ounces.She is 21 inches tall.
She has a land speed of 0 miles per hour.She's definitely a human baby.
She's composed of 80% water, 15% "other stuff" and 5% pure adorabilium.
She can be seen from space.She has very little actual mass, but an exponentially increasing probability mass.
She glows in the dark.
She already knows the Canadian National Anthem and rudimentary sign language.
She has solved Chinese algebra.
She is officially "The Cat's Pajamas", selected by the Feline Sleepwear Association.She's the president of Guam.
(OK, I made that one up)
She is immune to sarcasm.
1 comment:
How can one child be so adorable and so intelligent to boot. love it.
Loads of love to all
Girl G.G.
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